Hello…did you think that I had given up already? Never! I have just been really busy, I know too busy for you? But yes, too busy. After telling you about Joe and my little encounter at Denny’s, I thought I would share a few more with you and trust me, there are lots of Denny stories. (all completely true I might add) So here is another one that I thought your might enjoy.  First I guess I should tell you that this particular Denny’s is located in a small town, yes it is right off a major interstate but you know how many little sleepy towns are along the way. There really isn’t anything there except Denny’s and a Sheetz truck stop, so at that time if you wanted a drink, Denny’s was the place to go. There we several locals, other than me, that frequented this little eight stool bar. There was one girl in particular. I had known her for years, a really sweet person, I guess she was about 30 at the time. I’ll call her Jenny. As I said Jenny was a really sweet person, however she was very over weight. Now the only reason that I mention that is so you can get a good visualization of her as I tell you what happened one night. She’s blonde, natural I think, and she is very out spoken. There is one thing that I can honestly say, she can put away more Jack Daniel’s then anyone I have ever seen and I have seen alot of Jack drinkers. Jenny liked to show off her tits, yes, you heard me right. I’m not really sure why, I often thought that since she was so large that it was just her way of saying, “I’m big, I know it, so get over it.” I remember many times she would ask someone if they wanted to see them and unlike me and Joe’s 9½ incher, of course anyone she asked would say yes. And even if there was that occasional person that didn’t want to see them, she showed them anyway. I’m tell you, the girl was proud of those puppies. Well maybe puppies isn’t really the right word considering her nipples and areolas were the biggest I have ever seen. Did I look? Damn right I looked, hell you would have looked too. Let me correct myself though, I didn’t look at her nipples, I’m not a pervert for god’s sake, not to mention I was so amazed at the size of her areolas that i couldn’t get past those. Now even is you aren’t a smoker, I am sure you know what those little glass ash trays, that you see in hotel rooms or even on a bar look like. Well honestly, her areolas were at least that large. I was amazed to say the least. Well one night, she decided to show them off again but she also wanted to show how talented she was as well. So right there in the middle of the Denny’s bar she pulls out the girls and procedes to bet some of the truck drivers that she can pick up a beer bottle and drink a beer with her tits. Now I don’t care who you are, you are gonna want to see that. Hell I did and I was betting on her too. So what does she do? She looks at this poor guy sitting at the bar, that hasn’t said a word all night and says, ” May I borrow your beer?” but before he could answer she reaches over and takes the full Bud sitting in front of him and plops her tits right down over the neck of the bottle, sure as shit the damn bottle stayed right there between her tits. Now for a big girl, umm, well for any girl, any size, she is really flexible. So as promised, she puts her mouth over the bottle, leans back, way back and starts to drink this beer. No hands, honest, her tits were holding that bottle right there. The front of the sun dress that she was wearing came up and there were her bloomers hanging out. God, it was amazing, funny as hell but a true sight to behold. After proving how talented she and the girls were she took the Bud, sat it right back in front of the poor guy sitting there and collected her cash. I had to laugh, because I could tell that he was thinking the same thing as me,

“ARE YOU SERIOUS? “